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Hello Fitness Nuts,

This year was a very interesting year at Fitness Nut Enterprises.  Thank you all who have supported the Fitness Nut House and have stayed loyal to your fitness and nutrition programs.

Here are the 2010 FITNESS NUT AWARDS

Strangest Laugh……………………………………… Laura Coughlin

Best Day Time Moon……………………………… Todd Cesca

Best at Embarrassing Daryl…………………… Danika Whitehouse

Best Guns for a Female over 40 …………………… Jan Auger

Best Guns for a Female Under 40………………. Susie Kane

Cutest Baby Girl……………………………….. Faith Conant (I might be a little Bias on this award)

Best Online Client………………………………. Scott Duletzke

Tightest Hamstrings….. Tie: Tim, Kenny, Danika, Brian, Michele

Best Style……………………………Joanne Lapoint

The Sweatest Human Being On the Planet….. Brian Powell

Greatest Dane………….Dagmar Sullivan

Most Missed Danish Member…Dagmar Sullivan

Can’t wait to see again member…. Dagmar Sullivan

Best Smile……………………Wendy Thompson

Best Tenderloin…………….Ken Mason

Best Sled Bitcher……….. Rick Wolf

Best Goatee…………………Rick Wolf

Biggest Jet’s Bastard………RIck Wolf

America’s Most Wanted…..Bobby Lee

Best International Online Client(s)…………..Karl Crook and Laura Clay

Longest Tenure Client (female)………………. Michele Davis

Longest Tenure Client (male)………………… Jeff Bonney

Best at Operating The Rabbit……………….. I Think They Know Who They Are

Luckiest Bastard Alive………………….. Ken Mason

Living The Dream…………………………Ken Mason

Best Guns for Male over 40…………………Wayne Desper

Best Guns for Male under 40……………………. Dave Wagoner

Best Shoes……………..Chris Vaughan

Biggest Son of Bitch………………………… Doug Spurling

The Best Person To Torment in Class….. Brian Powell

 Mother with the Children With The BestHair….. Lana Wescott

Nicest Hands………………….Wendy Thompson (Ivan made me)

The Smoothest With the Ladies…………. Robert “River Dance”

Loudest Duo……………………………………. Mark and Jack

Best Workout Top……………….. Da Hooch

Wildest Hair…………………………………….. Bobby Lee

Best Tattoos…………………………………… Bob Domine

Still The Luckiest Bastard Alive………………… Ken Mason

Best Shake Weight Performance………………… Ken Mason

Best Glutes (female)………………. This is a tough one, there are so many but I would have to say everyone who takes my classes have the best &#$es:)

Best Glutes (male)…… GROSS!!!

Napolean’s Best Man……..Dennis Thayer

Blindest Member……….. Pat Clark

Most Flexible…….. Vicki Drigotas

Most Likely to open up the Penis Enlargement Spam Email…. Brian Powell

Best Golf Performance…………………………..Scott Stallings

Nicest Legs……………………. Jan Auger (she worked hard for this award this year).

Best Wife………………………………………. Joy Conant

Hairiest Male…………….. The Dude Who Shaved In The Men’s Room who never cleaned up his mess….

Best Romantic Duo……………. Brian and Kim

Best Mini-van Performance………….. Brian Powell

Loudest Burp after a class………………… Jen

Best at Debating Should He live In Maine or Colorado……….. Jim

Best in a Wife Beater Tank Top………………………………..Jim

The Most Interesting Nickname………………………Jimmy Cupcakes

Best “Clothes Packer”…………………….. Stacy Gile

One Funny Bastard……………………….. Jeff Bonney

Best Spinning Instructor…………………… Danika Whitehouse

Biggest Hands……………………………….. Doug Spurling

Biggest Feet………………………………… Doug Spurling

Most Obnoxious Yankee Fan……………… Ed Karotko

Best Triceps…………..Walter Smith

Best Looking………………………………That’s easy, My Wife JoJo.

Fartiest Dog……………………………………. My dog Bogey

Most Neurotic Dog……………………. My dog Finn

Cutest Boys…………………………… Perrin and Avery Conant

Most Pregnant……………………….. Maggie Sinclair

Ricco Sauve……………………………. Mole

Best Hair…………………………… Jan Auger

Biggest Lush…………………All of those that do Strider class

Best Workout Tank Top………………….. Nikki Bonjourno

Greatest Covet of Nikki’s Tank Top…………………. Megan King

Nicest Guy in The World………………………. Andy Vail

Guy Least Likely to Date Your Daughter……………… The Dude Who Shaves His Entire Chest In the Mens room and doesn’t clean it up.

The Most Sleep Deprived……………………… Joy Conant

Greatest To Stall at Getting Into The Next Exercise………Meridith Rogers, Jan Auger is a close second

Most Committed To Classes……………… Deb Kinney

Greatest Singer……………………….. Jenny Comeau

Best at The Taiwon Plank Position………………… Tim Good

Best Antique Shop………. Cory Daniels

Most Mixed Matched Attire Wearer…………..Lydia Phillips

Most Southern Draw……………… Lydia Phillips

Most Generous and Well Liked………… Ron Smith

Best Painter……………………… Wendy Good

Best Couple……………………..Diane and Ed Stone

Best Face Expression During an Exercise Class……………. Jenny Comeau, and Pat

Most Likely to Watch an Infomercial on Hair Club for Men… Tim Good and Jon Burns

Most Likely to Try the Shake Weight at Home in Private….. Todd Cesca, Jeff Troiano, Brian Powell

Best Looking Instructor……………….. Danika Whitehouse

The Sexiest Instructor……………………. Peter Raymond

The Best BaDonkADonk………………….. Lee Talevi

Best Dance Moves……………………….. Danika Whitehouse

Best Mother Daughter Combo……………… Cheryl and Rachel Magalski

Most Wine Consumed in a Year…………………. Meredith Rogers

Most Likely to Be President of AA…………… Meredith Rogers

Best Adam Lambert Impersonation………… Michele Davis

Best Head Bob During Sprint on Strider…. Kimberly Meserve

Best Tan in Winter………………………… Nikki Bonjourno and The Hooch

One of the Nicest People In The World………………. Carla Kennedy-Janes

The Most Missed……………………… Lauren Kipp

Best Guns Over 50……………………Pat Clark

Best Farm Couple……………………..Joan and Burt Cowgill

Civil War Veteran…………………….Dennis Thayer

Best Gum Chewer……………………Saaaaaaannnnnnnndddddyyyyyyyyy

Loudest Male IN Fitness Nut History…… Craig Hutchins

Best Herbologist………………….Craig Hutchins

Worst Toes………………………. Craig Hutchins

Best Next Door Neighbor…… Steve Jacobsen

Newest Most Dedicated Member…….. Jim

French Revolution Veteran……. Dennis Thayer

Best Name for the Day Before Christmas and New Years…. EVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE

The Most Improved………………… Robert Berkeley

The Supplier of The Happiest Music Collection on an Ipod.. Cynthia Domine

The Greatest DAVY JONES dance Performance………… Yours Truly!! Me… It was a once and only performance.

Still the Luckiest Bastard……………….. Ken Mason

Hung Like A Horse……………….. A guy named Greg

Longest Car Running………………….. Again, yours truly.  18 hours to be exact. oh yea.

The Best Clothes Change in the Hallway………………….. Tie: Todd Cesca and Jeff Troiano

Most inconsiderate……………………. The dude in the bathroom

The Lost 13th Apostle………………. Dennis Thayer

Most Magnificant Femurs…………. Cynthia Domine

Best Slumber……. Daryl locking himself out of the house and ending up sleeping in the Durango for the night.

Best Abs………………… Susie Kane and Teri Thompson

Best Pilatiator…………..Deb Talmalge

Best Car on the Planet…….. Beef’s Shelby 500.  My stang came in a close second.

Best at Strider…………………. Stephanie, and  Rick Dempsey

Best in Show…………………. Christ Angelos

Greatest Front Desk Employee and Day Care Attendant in Fitness Nut History… Susan LeBlanc

Newest Employee… Walter Smith

Best Oreo Consumption During a Patriots Game…. Walter Smith

Nicest Mother of Triplets…… Maria Merriam

Best Maine Accent…. She’s Wicked Pissah….Patti Graham

Best Maintenance Man…………Dickie Graham and Bob Ney

Best James Taylor Look-a-like….. Bob Ney

Most reliable on the Same Treadmill Everyday…. Earl Slobada

Greatest Political Forum…. Dick, George, Earl, Jon

Most Serious…………………… Peter Gagnon

Favorite High School Teacher………….. Mr. Paquin

Best Eyebrows…………………………… George Lambert

Best at Measuring the amount of snow………… Blake Baldwin

Best Facebook Client………………………. Tim Revels

Best Eeyore Impersonation……. BIG GEORGE

Most Likely to Go To Dunkin Donuts After Working Out…. My Senior Fit Class

The Best Female Exercise Impersonator………….. Michael (Michele) Meserve

The Most Likely To Lift More Weight Than Tim Good…… Wendy Good

The most likely to do more sit ups than Tim Good…………… Wendy Good

The most likely to annoy Tim Good……..Wendy Good

Best Lying Down Position in Ab Class…. THE SAAAANNNNNNNDDDDYYYYY

The Freakiest Looking Guy………………………… The Frankenstein looking dude that came in thinking about joining up. But I didn’t have enough weight for him to lift, so he didn’t join.  The dude was so freaky looking that he couldn’t even turn his head. Steroids does a body good, NOT!

Best Butt Slap During and Exercise Class……………. Lee Talevi

Still the Luckiest Bastard Alive…………….Ken Mason

The Best Member………………… All of You Fitness Nuts……

Well there you have it, this year’s Fitness Nut House Awards.

Daryl Conant, M.Ed